WAIT
OH MY GOD
REAL LIFE
i just realized i liked a bunch of stuff on my dashboard while i wasn’t on my own account. whoops! sorry to creep out people who thought alex liked their stuff when it was really me.
“I gave you AIDS and you won!”
“When I was eating the ham off your ass, that’s when I thought of my mother.”
I’m really excited to see Nelson, David, Graham, and Lindsayhayhay in a week.
“There are few freedoms as liberating as being able to fly, which is why humans spent millennia inventing the airplane and why penguins are so very, very bitter.”
“It’s like she’s playing against the basketball.”
“We’re in a recession. No more time for grammar.”
“16 dead from taunted cantaloupe.”
